So Samie had 2 really loose teeth. She wiggled and wiggled and right before bed I asked her if htey were ready to come out. She said no and off to bed she went. A few minutes later, she comes back out saying she can't close her mouth because it hurts her teeth. Hmmmm... I ask her if she wants me to pull them...
"Will it hurt?"
What kind of question is that? YEAH!
So she decides to call Grandma and have her talk her through it (and bribe her), like she did the first loss of toothage. :D... so she dials Grandma and learns that if she is brave and pulls her teeth, Grandma will send her 2 bucks a tooth. (ripoff! I got like a buck, if I was lucky!) So she tells me that "mama... you HAVE to do it!"
Slipperly little buggers didn't come easily, but after wedging my fingernail under them, they came out, one at a time.
Long story short, oh wait, too late for that... hee hee.. Mom is sending the brave little stinker 4 bucks AND the tooth fairy dropped a 5 dollar bill last night.
Little brat is making out like a bandit. She's going to take a stupid hammer to her teeth next.
Bwhahahahahahaha!
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