Holiday Eating Tips

These absolutely cracked me up!

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat step #3.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello!?!?!?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

Have A Spectacular Holiday Season!!!

Smiles

We headed up to the cities this past weekend. I got sick so we came home early. I got to do some clothes shopping from a wonderful gift from my mother-in-law. I usually hate clothes shopping but I got some really nice things. My favorite thing that I bought, however, was a strand of pearls. I work for a family owned and operated jewlery store, so it wasn't full price, by any means. They're beautiful. I'm sure not many people have "Chocolate" colored pearls.

Levi was showing off his smiles this weekend. I was able to get a couple a few shots of this cuteness~

Updated pictures.

Well, the flu has hit. Micah got horribly sick Sunday night and Tim ended up staying home to help me out on Monday. I was SOO grateful!

Sam starting getting sick Tuesday, but it didn't hit, in full force, until right before dinner. She wasn't nearly as sick as Micah, so hopefully the airborne I was giving her, helped out a bit.

Today is Wednesday and so far nobody is sick. Thank God! I just keep praying that Levi doesn't come down with it. I kept him away from the others and disinfected everything as much as I could, but I know there was a few times I didn't get my hands washed inbetween kids. Dangit.

I'm getting Christmas presents done. Even though I feel like I'm behind. It is only the 5th of December. I've got a few days left.

We have an offer in on our house that closes on January 30th, so we're back and forth to the cities on the weekends to look for a new abode. One that needs work of course. I have been utterly beside myself not being in construction for the past year. (insert eyeroll here) Oh well, it's a means to an end... that is my mantra. And YAY! I get to move in the middle of winter!!! WOO HOO! grrrrr. It's a means to and end....

Alright. I think that's it for the updates for now. Here are some updated pictures of the kids. Enjoy!

Sam's such a great big sister! I'd be LOST without her!

Levi fell asleep watching TV.

These are some pictures I snapped just this morning. I can finally see the change everybody else is talking about. When I see him day after day it's never a huge difference. But these are definately showing him filling out. And learning new facial expressions!

We recently watched Zoolander... I think my son has a future in modeling. Tee hee.

Christmas is coming!!!!

Christmas is almost here, frighteningly enough. I start back to work, at least for the Holiday season, on Saturday. Not quite sure how I feel about that yet.

We did get the tree re-decorated for Christmas. Pretty good, in my opinion. Popcorn, cinnamon sticks, and all sorts of hand-me-down ornaments along with a handful of homeade ones. The best kind of tree ever :D

Levi's pretty excited about it too. tee hee.

More Pictures of kiddos.

Here are a few more of Levi. After having him, its interesting to see how "grown up" my other two are. I'll post some new ones of them at the end of this post. You'll see what I mean.

Hangin' with Mama!

First Bath!

'Sup?

Okay, Now you'll see what I mean about my other kiddos. Seriously, I have little kids, frightening. They're not babies anymore!

I'm SO fortunate that they get along as well as they do.

Wow! Where did the time go?

A little Levi in our lives...

Alright, so I've been somewhat in chaos these past 5 weeks, but I have managed to take a few pictures. So enjoy the gallery :D

Okay, that's all for now. I've got oodles more, but I'm exhausted and my baby is screaming at me for a bottle.

A Visit From the Parents and Levi arrives

Well, Mom and Dad flew in October 16th. I finageled my way into being able to drive the hour and a half to get them. I heard about it from just about every angle. Especially since I was dialated to a 3 at the time. :D Levi decided to make his appearence at 9:45 the morning of the 19th. So it was wonderful to see the parents pregnant and not so much.

Mom ended up being the pair of hands I didn't realize I would need so badly. There was always food on the table,(even if she did get pissed when she had to move her sewing off of it.) My laundry was always done and my dishes too. Dad cleaned up my front yard and played with the kids so much I forgot they were around (not really, but it sounds good :D )

We had a wonderful visit and I know they enjoyed being able to see their newest grandbaby for the first couple of weeks.